I will never go
to the jungle.
Never ever. There are a million reasons why I won't.
WHY NOT?
i would never GO, and you can't make me
I absolutely 100% know that a huge bug would fly onto my face and I'd be traumatized forever.
About THE JUNGLE

Horrible place.

I've always imagined I'd visit a jungle at some point in my life. They are densely beautiful and may contain answers to many of humanity's major problems. But then I visited a natural history museum and saw some very scary bugs, and now have full awareness that I would never willingly go to the dripping hellscape of death that is the jungle.

SEE MORE REASONS
Green jungle leaves
about me

Anti-death.

Self-awareness is painful but important. I like the feeling of manageable danger. But in the jungle, there are a million ways to die and they're all waiting to drop from a tree branch onto your head.

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A very pretty picture of the jungle
You can miss me with the jungle.
Today is the day to put your foot down and say that the jungle just isn't for you, and that you prefer watching reruns of Community instead. You in?
Start NOT GOING TODAY